Screen Name: LolaPI
Height: 5 feet, 7 inches Absolutely a non-smoker- Can’t kick ass if I’m gasping for breath. ¿Entiendes? Single, never been married female seeks hunky male. Must be able to handle Xena girl who has occasional Cinderella tendencies (ie: over the top love for flirty skirts and stripper shoes). Prospective dates must like chicken mole, Kung Fu, detective novels, and undercover work (handcuffs optional). Best first date: Romantic dinner and a night of salsa dancing. |
Confidential File: Dolores Cruz (Lola for short) Occupation: Interviewer’s Comments: Why this woman is single is a mystery. She says she’s got two men vying for her attention (an old high school friend and her boss) and it seems someone’s out to kill her. But other than that… She’s hot, but this interviewer will stay away from her inbox. |
Screen Name: Callaghan_1
Height: 6 feet Non-smoker Guitar playing single male seeking attractive, strong, independent woman. Must know her mind and not be afraid to use it. Must want children, be able to engage in conversation using afore mentioned mind, and be wicked sexy. Navel piercing will bring me to my knees. Best first date: Dinner at Zocolos, followed by playing pool at the Blue Cube. Connection will be best with a woman who’s open to what the night will bring… |
Confidential File: Jack Callaghan Occupation: Interviewer’s Comments: Mr. Callaghan just moved back to Sacramento to take a job at the newspaper. His column runs on the front page of the Metro. You better believe I’ll be checking it out. I think I’ll clip out his byline photo for my personal use. *grin, wink, wink* |
Screen Name: El_Guapo
Height: 5 feet, 10 1/2 inches Non-smoker. Confirmed bachelor seeking fun and games with no strings attached. Killer body and experimental tendencies preferred. Best first date: Anything that ends us in bed or similar. |
Confidential File: Antonio Cruz Occupation: Interviewer’s Comments: Cripes! This guy is something else. El Guapo. That’s an understatement. His goatee and the Raiders hat he wore during my interview with him made him look like a dangerous bodyguard–or something. I bet he’s fun–in a bad boy kind of way. Says he spends a lot of time running the family restaurant since he’s saving to buy a house. Maybe I could be his personal interior decorator. Wonder what type of woman he’s into. Hope he doesn’t have any STDs. |
Screen Name: ElHombreMisterioso
Height: 6 feet, 1 1/2 inches Smoking: Non-issue Not quite divorced male seeking distraction from PI work. Current wife is Angelina Jolie in Tomb Raider clone. Current object of lust is sexy, Latina employee who’s got me wound up like a coil. Best first date: Sparring, followed by intense gym workout and one on one session in the sauna. Clothing optional. |
Confidential File: Manuel Camacho (goes by Manny) Occupation: Interviewer’s Comments: Can’t say I’ve ever seen eyes quite so black, almost like they could bore right through my soul if he looked at me long enough. Not sure I want him looking. The interview was long enough. Apparently he’s separated from the wife…and a little conflicted since he’s hot and bothered over an employee. Seems she’s about eight years younger than he is, and a novice PI. Add to that another employee who’s got the hots for him. I’m thinking this guy might be trouble. |
Screen Name: CrayolaGirl
Height: 5 feet, 4 inches Social smoker. Willing to quit for the right guy Fun-loving single gal seeking fun-loving single guy to boogie with. Must like waffles in the wee hours of the morning, love all kinds of dancing, and anything J.Lo. Best first date: Going dancing with friends then spending the early hours of the morning at a greasy spoon scarfing anything with syrup. |
Confidential File: Reilly Fuller Occupation: Interviewer’s Comments: She informed this interviewer that she’s done at least one stake-out with the PI firm she works for (with her role model, a young Latina novice PI there) and is currently looking to be involved with this detective’s brother. Her ‘baby’ is her lime green Volkswagen Beetle and she seems to enjoy Denny’s and the like in the early morning hours. |
Screen Name: Sadie_istic
Height: 5 feet, 3 inches Non-smoker Feisty pixie seeking tall, dark, devilishly handsome detective to tame. Willing to use wily womanly skills to exert power over said man. Won’t tolerate interfering women who steal attention from my man. Best first date: A stakeout in close quarters. Close second: A trip to Vegas for a night of Blackjack. |
Confidential File: Sadie Metcalf Occupation: Interviewer’s Comments: She strikes this interviewer as having the propensity to be diabolical and vengeful. She’s awfully cute, though, in a demented Tinkerbelle kind of way. And her long red nails are pretty sexy. Almost made me forget that she has a dangerous bent to her. Almost, not quite. Don’t think I’ll be submitting anything to her inbox. |